Keir Starmer such a disaster he now has 1 thing in common with Saddam Hussein

As "Never-Here Keir" has unsurprisingly been out of the country again, chances are he's not seen how he's being portrayed this Bonfire Night weekend. The good folk of Edenbridge, Kent, have built a 36-feet effigy of Sir Keir complete with a digital ID card and a fake "to do" list including a note to "Suck up to Trump" and with lines such as "No Tax Increase" and "Support Small Businesses" crossed out.

To underscore Sir Keir's plummeting popularity, it's worth noting the public have voted for Saddam Hussein in this dubious role in the past and this year the PM polled even more unfavourably than Andrew Mountbatten Windsor.

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Let's get this straight! A BBC newsreader "broke corporation rules" when she (rightly) changed part of her script from "pregnant people" to "women" while rolling her eyes and is therefore upbraided. But a clear example of doctoring tape recordings to discredit President Trump elicits no action to date.

While they ceaselessly boast of this supposed "BBC Verify" drive, the grim truth is too much of their news coverage is as genuine as a three pound note.

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Resident doctors will go ahead with their five-day strike this week after interventions by Health Secretary Wes Streeting failed.

Remember when in opposition and Streeting was asked about the Conservatives' failure to stop the wave of strikes by junior doctors (as they were then called)? He said repeatedly: "This seems quite straightforward. Just get in a room with the doctors and talk."

Presumably he is unable to find a key for the door?

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As thousands delegates pour onto hundreds of planes burning an immeasurable amount of fuel to head to Brazil for the latest UN Climate Change Conference - or COP, Conference of the Parties - it seems worth asking: why?

They've been holding these pointless talk fests for THIRTY years, and yet we're told by many measures the planet's environmental future becomes ever more endangered by the year.

As they've achieved nothing, they really aren't worth much 'cop.'

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Latest figures show male drivers are more confident than women, but also responsible for the majority of serious accidents, alarmingly including 76% of fatalities.

To prove this is true, just ask yourself: when were you last tail-gated, hooted at or on the receiving end of aggressive gestures or behaviour by a woman!